Ellen Degeneres for President.

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it.

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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